Unsolicited advice and the d-bags that give it out...

This will be a quickie, I promise, and all you have to do is lay there...

I started a website for my home-based business, yay me. Against my better judgment, i decided to ask my myspace 'friends' what they though of it in a preliminary fashion. I stated clearly that i didn't care if sounded like an asshole, but i didn't want to look like i had a fourth grade education. For the most part, i got a lot of "yay you!" and "it's hilarious, i can totally see you saying that stuff!"
some people even told me to capitalize my i's, which i know, i have a bad habit of not doing.

Then i got a shitty message from someone i have never met and will never meet who told me i sounded like an angry checkout girl. She went on to say that she would never buy my goodies because of my attitude. She told me that older people would be offended my nastiness.

I'm pretty sure i didn't ask what you though of my personality, you cunty, wrinkled fucktard. I wanted input on the fonts, layout, etc.

I was fairly nice back when i told her that i had no intention of changing my personality- regardless of money- because some old hag can't take a joke. I ended up changing a lot of it anyway because I'm trying to sound funny, not mean, and i guess not everyone gets my sense of humor.

That's it. I'm done. Undies un-bunched.