See, the thing about drive throughs is....

So here's what got my unders in a bunch today.

I'm in line at the bank, the drive through. You know, where it's ALLEGEDLY supposed to be quicker? Anyway, I have these checks i need to deposit. They have only been in my purse for a few hours but here's the sitch- (you know, situation? get it, smarty?)

We are broke. Like broker than broke. Like, I'm so broke i can't even pay attention, broke. This is partially due to my internet spending habits, and partially due to my partner's penchant for expensive toys that he does not need. (Blackberry? But you work in a factory! Hummer? But we don't have to haul or tow anything! And we live in the suburbs, not the mountains! PS3? But we already have the xbox and the Wii! WTF?)

So, I'm desperate to make my deposit because i know a million dollars worth of checks are going to clear while i'm waiting here. I'm behind this dude, and he's wearing a tie, so right away, i do NOT like him. To me, the suit people are part of the problem, never the solution. They don't recycle, they don't buy fair trade coffee, they don't buy organic cotton clothing, etc. They are the worst kind of consumers- the kind who simply consume. But there he is, sitting there, talking on what must have been an iphone because he kept touching it. FIFTEEN MUTHERFUCKING MINUTES GO BY. I could not go into another lane because a scraggly looking super old black man, who i swear must have been Harriet Tubman's granddad, was parked so close to my ass, he might as well have built himself a home up there. I waved him back so that i could move, to no avail. He gave me the shrugged shoulder "I'm a complete retard" look. Sighs angrily.

Meanwhile, the suit is taking something out of the drawer contraption...it's a money bag!!! You sonofabitch! You couldn't have walked your lazy piece of shit ass inside to do that!?!? They don't have a special lane for business at this bank. I know some banks do, but not this one. Fucker.

I was horribly rude to the lady in the window when it was my turn. "Don't you have some policy that you could remind people like that about?" She replies, "I can't really tell him i won't wait on him." I reply, "So you think it's better to make me and the people behind me wait because you don't want to tell him, 'I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to come inside for your transaction.'?" She does not answer and then says have a nice day. I pull away.

Guess where this douchehead was going? Guess where i saw this colossal asshole was pulling up to when i left my bank? Guess? Fucking Starbuck's!!!! He's one of THEM!! The can-i-get-a halfcafdoubleshotcaramelsoynowhiponly140degrees fuckwads!!!!!! I just know it!!

End rant.