Metrosexual, or copying the gays you hate...

I am a little lost with this whole metro-sexual craze and where/when in the hell it started.


As far back as I can remember, and even farther back if you look at history, the “straight men” of this world (and furthermore this nation) have done nothing but belittle and torture gay men for living their lives. If you are gay, or know of any gay men, then you have probably heard of this happening. By the end of this little rant you will see just how incompetent, mindless, and useless most of these “straight men” are. Now, I must add that not all “straight men” need be lumped into this group, because there are a select few who do not belong there, although 98% of them do.

These “straight men” have been known to say such things as “faggot, queer, queen, pussy, sissy etc.”, and if you were to ask them why they do this or why they assume that the person in which they are heckling are indeed gay they would respond “for a number of reasons." Some of these reasons being; the way he is dressed, does his hair, walks, waxes his eye brows/legs/arms, his highlights, earrings, nipple rings, tanning, manicures, pedicures, and so on and so on.

The most irritating part of all this was that most of them look like dumpy old unwashed miscreants. Within the last few years, these “straight men” have become hypocrites to the fact that they now have been doing exactly what they have made fun of for all these years. I have seen some of the transition first hand; the clothing they now wear, the fact that they frequent salons instead of barbershops to get their hair/highlights, nails, eyebrows, facials, etc. done, and even product lines like Clinique and Lancôme have started releasing men’s lines of makeup. I have also seen mannerisms change and them acting more and more gay in mocking ways at first, but in much more convincing ways than gay men themselves. The piercings and hair removal and tanning have also increased immensely. The way around them not being called such names as mentioned earlier was to make up a whole new word and way of life by naming these “straight men” metrosexuals.

The term “metrosexual” is just a cop out and I think it should be called exactly what it is- “thank you gay men.” For showing us the ways of the world so that women may look and gay men may look at us without wanting to vomit. While on the topic of gay men looking at straight men, I think it should be noted that just because a gay man looks at you or compliments you, it does not mean that he wants to touch you, or better yet, to fuck you.

You hit on women all the time and get turned down, because believe it or not you are not the end all of the entire world!

When you say “I am cool with gay guys as long as they don’t try to hit on me” you should look in the mirror and think if you are even worthy of that gay guy hitting on you.

One last point on this subject is on hate crimes. Straight men beat and kill gay men far too often and always with the defense “but they hit on me, or touched me, or I just hate faggots." If this is the case, then almost every man on the planet would be hospitalized/dead because thats what happens to women constantly.

In closing I must also say that most women do not find it cool or sexy when a man has a need to scream hateful things at other men just to seem like an alpha male. Most women I this world would just look at you for exactly what you are, a hateful fucking d-bag asshole.