I'm trying to keep this anonymous so let's just say i run a very respectable mealworm farm out of my basement. All my friends know i have mealworms and some have even purchased a few mealworms from me from time to time.
However, one person in particular flat out told me she can't afford to buy my mealworms and could i possibly email her my very private, protected, er, secrets on how to grow them.
I'm sorry but did you just ask me to give you something for free that i charge other people for? Could you please go fornicate yourself? I don't you like you THAT much.
So i gave her some very crappy instructions that i ...ahem...doctored. And of course, she kept emailing me with questions as to what she may have done wrong with her mealworms. (I did NOT respond)
*chuckle*
From one Jew to another- quit being a Jew! If you don't wanna spend a couple hundred dollars on books on how to farm your mealworms, and then a couple hundred man hours with your oven, i mean, your worms, trying to figure out what the best, um, farms are, then go spend a night or two on the internet. There are mealworms discussion boards aplenty! (god, this metaphor is starting to suck)
I would never ask someone made cute t-shirts if i could wear one for a special occasion, then give it back. Well, i can't think of an appropriate anecdote, but i think you get it.
So, to all you bitches who think it's okay to take advantage of your friends...suck it long and hard.
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Yeah.. that sucks. Like, if you dont want to go to the pet store and buy the little dish of mealworms OR pay you... then fucking look for some night crawlers outside!! This isnt some little nonprofit do-gooder mealworm farm your running here! Your trying to put food on the table!!
--Twisted Panty
so A friend pointed out that your post sounds like yur talking about weed... when I told hr what it relly was she laughed... nice job... weedmama
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