Jack Black. Just stop.

You know what gets my undies in a bunch?
Ah, Jack Black. I see you are going to ruin another movie, this time an animated feature, Kung Fu Panda, or some nonsense like that . I tried hard to like you. I did. But you are simply not funny. And not funny in a really, really fat way. Honestly, if i wanted to see an overweight, hair-laden, unattractive man humiliate himself while partially nude, I'll watch pretty much any Will Ferrell movie. At least a good portion of his films are moderately amusing. I can't think of any of yours off the top of my head that i would ever recommend to even a person whom i hoped would put cigarette butts out in his or her asshole. Please stop. And stop eating while your at it. 'Funny fat guy' went out when Chris Farley died. If the only way you can get laughs anymore is by grabbing your massive beer-trophy gut and shaking it all about hokey-pokey style, then you are off your game, my friend. Hang it up while you can still possibly scrape what's left of your dignity off the floor.
End rant.